"It's not the screws of the Nautilus you hear, but the combined sounds of Verne, H.G. Wells, Bram Stoker, Mark Twain, Oscar Wilde, Robert Louis Stevenson, and H. Rider Haggard twirling rapidly in their graves." The Boston Globe laments the dumbing down of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, or LXG as the film version is called. (Naseeruddin Shah plays Captain Nemo, if you didn't know that already.)