Random Passage (From Return of the Reluctant, link via MaudNewton):

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

This is what I came up with:
"Here I am, writing and writing, but nobody sees what I write," he declared, more in anger than in a bid for sympathy.
(Andrey Kurkov, Death and the Penguin)
Dear Lord. Of course it's a sign from heaven, but why pick on an atheist blogger, is what the Babu would like to know.