Kilaq Kanth? Baroze Bannerjee?

Move over Peter Parker; Pavitr Prabhakar's on his way. As Spiderman dons a dhoti (even sillier than Superman's undies-inside-out look, and I'd have said a kurta-churidar combo would have given him more leg room) and goes desi, you have to wonder who's next. Clark Kent, meet Kilaq Kanth; Bruce Wayne could be a bumbling Bong called Baroze Bannerjee.