The Lost Boys, part deux

A sequel to Peter Pan? Hmmm.
Captain Hook faces a new enemy: rust.
The Lost Boys start an off-Broadway cabaret act and debut to rave reviews.
Tinker Bell moves to India, where that stupid little light of hers learns to cope with three power cuts a day.
Peter Pan and Wendy get married, but he's constantly sloping off with Tiger Lily and she's a prissy nag, so they end up in couples therapy.
John Darling names his children Precious and Little, ensuring that they will suffer the same surname angst as him.
And the Real Hero of the book turns out to be Nana the dog, who runs a successful broking business with Smee.