It was a Stark and Dormy Night

Thanks to Zigzackly, I caught up with the good souls who keep Bulwer-Lytton's legacy of bad writing alive. This one's the winner in the 'Dark and Stormy Night' category:
It was a stark and dormy night--the kind of Friday night in the dorm where wistful women/girls without dates ovulated pointlessly and dreamed of steamy sex with bad boy/men in the backseat of a Corvette--like the one on Route 66, only a different color, though the color was hard to determine because the TV show was in black and white--if only Corvettes had back seats.
(David Kay
Lake Charles, LA)