Hush, hush, nobody cares...

...Disney just kicked Chris Robin downstairs.

Yup, they're trying to replace the boy who loved Winnie the Pooh with a six-year-old redheaded girl. Pooh fans are furious, but then this is Disney. It's best to take Eeyore's view on this:
"Ha-ha," said Eeyore bitterly. "Merriment and what-not. Don't apologize. It's just what would happen."

P.S. Six-year-old redhead? Did the geniuses at Disney marketing figure out this was Their Demographic, or was someone creative trying to cross Anne of Green Gables with Charlie Brown's little redheaded girl?